Non-Tech Fun: Vacationing in the Mid-Atlantic Area

It’s that time of year when vacations are starting and you are looking for great places to take your family and relax and have some fun.  And, what better places to take them than to the amusement parks, right?  Well, sure, but there are new types of amusement parks that do not involve rollercoasters or ferris wheels.  First, though, I am going to talk about rollercoasters.  BIG ONES, at that.

Overview of Carowinds entranceThe tallest giga-coaster on the East Coast, and one of the tallest in the country, is called Fury 325 and is located in the very nice Carowinds theme park located near Charlotte, North Carolina.  This thing is 325 feet tall, has an 85 degree first drop and is over 6600 feet long. It towers over the park.  Now, Carowinds isn’t a one trick wonder. No, it also has another tall coaster: the Intimidator. Named after the late, great Dale Earnhardt, this out and back coaster features a first drop of over 200 feet and, prior to Fury 325, was the south easts tallest and fastest roller coaster.  Rounding out Carowinds collect are Nighthawk, a coaster where you lay down and Flightdeck, a hanging rollercoaster that is very fast and features many inversions.  Carowinds is a delightful place to take your family and won’t break the bank.Overview of Carowinds entrance

Charlotte is also home to an NFL team and, of course, NASCAR.  The NASCAR Hall of Fame is located in downtown Charlotte, just minutes from the theme park.

Travelling north, to Virginia, you will find not one, but two world class theme parks, lots of museums, and history, a ton of history from the revolutionary war era, to the Civil War and both World Wars. 

Griffon, at Busch Gardens WilliamsburgStarting in Williamsburg, you have Busch Gardens, a true world class park.  It’s theming, food, service and, of course, its rides, all make it THE best theme park to visit, period.  For its rides, you have Alpengeist, a daring hanging coaster that was the tallest of its type for many years.  The Loch Ness Monster, which, when it opened, was the tallest and fastest coaster in the country. Then, there is the Griffon. Griffon takes you up 205 feet, dangles you over the edge and then lets you drop down an almost 90 degree drop.  It’s a real heart stopper.  Apollo’s Chariot is hypercoaster that will never cease to thrill.  Busch Gardens has terrific food as well.  Oktoberfest lets you sample German cuisine while Festa Italia gives you a taste of Italy.  Down the road from the park you will find Water Country, USA, a huge water park.

Also in Williamsburg, you will find Colonial Williamsburg for a sampling of life in the 1700’s.  There’s also shopping, fine dining and more touristy things to do like the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Odditorium. Finally, there’s mini-golf, go kart parks and the famous Williamsburg Pottery Outlets.

Oh, yeah, I’d me remiss if I neglected to mention Great Wolf Lodge.  This nice resort features a good sized indoor waterpark, included in the price of your room. 

And, don’t forget, to the east is Virginia Beach, about a forty minute drive. And Norfolk, which contains even more things to do, including an aquarium and battleship.  Virginia Beach also features an even better aquarium that also has zip lines and a rope course.

Loch Ness Monster, BGWJust north and west of Williamsburg is Richmond.  Richmond is rich in history, culture, fine arts and food. Lots of restaurants with everything from soul food, to country food to anything European, Korean, Japanese or Chinese.  There’s also a tremendous amount of Thai food restaurants.  You name, you can likely find it in Richmond.  In addition to shopping and food, you’ll find many art museums, history museums and the Edgar Allen Poe Museum.

There’s minor league Baseball, NASCAR twice a year (in April and September) and several short tracks for that weekly dose of speed.  There’s adrenaline junky places like Jumpology, a trampoline fun house.  Coming soon to the area is an indoor park featuring an American Gladiators type course, several zip lines and rope courses. 

A few minutes north of Richmond takes you to Virginia’s second world class theme park, Kings Dominion.  Kings Dominion is a sister park to Carowinds and, as such, contains many of the same types of rides and attractions.  It includes a nice collection of Dominator Rollercoaster, KDrollercoasters, including what was the tallest and fastest giga coaster on the east: Intimidator 305.  This 305 foot tall beast, also named for Dale Earnhardt, gives you the feeling of the high banked turns of Talledega and Daytona.  The first drop takes you into a sharp right turn that may cause a momentary ‘grey out’ in which you lose vision for a fraction of a second. This is normal and is not harmful, just weird. It is caused by blood flow and is harmless. 

Edgar Allen Poe MuseumThe park also features many ‘launch’ style coasters, where, instead of the train being pulled up a hill and released, linear induction motors propel the train forward at tremendous speed.  One of them, the Volcano, shoots you out of the station, around the base of a volcano mountain and then up and through the Volcano itself.  Quite thrilling and was my favorite coaster until I rode Fury 325.

Kings Dominion also features a nice but small collection of wooden rollercoasters, including the Rebel Yell, which is featured in the motion picture ‘Rollercoaster’. 

In addition to nice collection of rollercoasters, the park also features shows and a good collection of flat rides including a Ferris Wheel, a Carousel from the 1920’s and a smaller replica of the Eiffel Tower (this one is one third size at 300 feet.)  For thrills, there is the 300 foot tall Drop Zone tower and the 305 foot tall Windseeker, a swing that takes you up nearly 300 feet.

Richmond, VA - richmondcitybook.comRichmond is nicely located with Washington DC to the north, the beautiful Skyline Drive to the north and west and, of course Williamsburg and Virginia Beach to the east.  All of these destinations are within a two hour drive.  The Outer Banks of North Carolina are just three hours from Richmond.  But, there’s certainly plenty to do in the city and one could spend a week here doing it all.

The East Coast from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina all the way up to Ocean City, Maryland (two of my favorite vacation spots as well) offer up a tremendous opportunity for a fun filled vacation pretty much any time of the year (the amusement parks are seasonal, however) and none of it will break the bank either.

Halloween Haunt: a Kings Dominion favorite is back

WP_20140926_18_41_42_ProI have not written about theme park related things for quite awhile.  I do so now as I have a personal connection and am excited to share it with you.

For a decade, I have taken my oldest son to the haunt events at Kings Dominion and, for a lot of that time, to a similar event in near by Busch Gardens Williamsburg.  For at least half of that decade, he has wanted to work as a ‘scare actor’ at Kings Dominion. Well, this year, he got his chance.  He is a Zombie in the Zombie High maze, which is already one of the favorite mazes at the park.  To my delight, he is really good at immersing himself in the part.  It is a long, tiring and dirty job, but, he loves it. WP_20140927_20_38_09_Pro

Enough boasting, lets talk about what they are doing.

This year, they five ‘scare zones’  and eight mazes.  The best mazes include Cornstalkers, Zombie High and Club Blood.  Cornstalkers is a maze made out of corn husks, bales of hey and other similar items. Most of the actors blend into the environment and are difficult to see until it is too late. They really get into character and are very enthusiastic.  Zombie High takes place in a high school setting where zombiism has broken out due to a lab experiment gone wrong. Student zombies are seen in various states and you never know where they are waiting.  The theming is excellent and the atmosphere is foreboding. Club Blood takes place in a vampire themed night club. Scantily clad ladies and beefcake vampire dudes fill the building. As with the other mazes, you never know where they are.  The exit is, perhaps, the most hair raising…if you catch it right.WP_20140927_20_28_06_Pro (2) 1

The first night we went, the park was deserted. The Virginia State Fair opened the same night and it is just down the road. I suspect that, a slew of local high school football games and other events took away from the crowd.  As such, we got way more scares than we did the next night we went.

The following night, a Saturday, the park was packed.  Long lines were everywhere. We only went through Zombie High, mainly for my son. Again, he and his co-scare actors, were on their game and we got some good scares and laughs.  The park was letting too many through at one time, which did detract from the experience.

We decided to go through the ‘scare zones’ that we did not hit up the night before. We also spent a lot of time in the ‘Clever Brothers’ zone, themed to a circus.  That was fantastic. I had as much fun watching the others getting scared as I did going through the mazes.WP_20140926_21_41_47_Pro

I anticipate this weekend’s visit to be even better as the actors know what to do and will be more comfortable.

If you are in the area, go out there and give it try.  And, hit up Zombie High, but don’t eat the meatloaf!

At King’s Dominion, out with the old and in with the new is OK, Planet Snoopy’s expansion is worth the price of admission

IMG_1500It is that time of the year, again, when theme parks across the nation are re-opening for a new season. And, as in every prior year I’ve had children, we went early to beat the crowds. My ‘local’ parks are Cedar Fair’s King’s Dominion and Busch Gardens Williamsburg. This first visit was to King’s Dominion and mainly for our soon to be five year old son. Now, my step son, like my 15 year old son, is a dare devil and just loves excitement.  This year, the park expanded its ‘Planet Snoopy’, getting rid of many of the older rides-much of them were here when the park opened in 1974-75. Heck, I rode some of them myself. These are kiddie rides. A very large number of children have ridden them over the last thirty plus years.  Many memories centered around those ride. Well, most of them are gone.

For me, it was a bittersweet thing. For I remember taking my 15 year old when he was three. IMG_1501 He rode those rides until he was too big for them.  The pirate ship, just in front of what used to be called the Scooby Doo Ghoster Coaster, is gone.  Not seeing it was a bit on the sad side. My son LOVED that little ship. He was so cute riding it…he’d be the only child so into the ride (and not crying) that he’d throw his arms up. You could not wipe the grin from his face.  Now, it is gone. Replaced by another ship ride…this one a disco type.  A disco ride is a very short train track, curve up on both ends. The ‘train’, this one shaped like a tug boat, goes back and forth, gaining a little speed each time. Then, the damned thing rotates! It does this for a couple of minutes. The big difference, though, between this new ride and the one it replaces…adults can ride too. In fact, most of the new rides in the kid zone (Planet Snoopy) are family friendly.

Kid's water works is goneThe new, expanded area provides a nice amenity for mothers (and Dad’s too) with infants. They have a refurbished building, near the restrooms, that has been remodeled and contains a play area, a lounge area with a microwave and bottle warmers and several rooms for Mom to breast feed baby. Very nice and many, many kudos to the park for not doing something like turning it into a restaurant or tacky store.

Speaking of food…there is an outdoor market that not only sells drinks, but fruits and veggie snacks as well. It is nice to see this sort of thing in a facility that also sells tons of candy and other sugary snacks.

Walking around Planet Snoopy, you can see that Cedar Fair wants this place to succeed. They put a ton of money into cleaning it up, re-theming the area and putting in quality rides. While the old rides evoke a certain nostalgia and sentiment, the new rides are quality rides and are very well done. 

IMG_1506Even so, I am a little saddened by the removal of some key rides and attractions, even one that languished over the last decade.  The Treasure Cave, aka Yogi’s Cave, at one time, was a cool, well themed walk through attraction. Over the years, much of the theming was removed and, last year, it was pretty much empty. Yet, all of my kids and extended family LOVED walking through it. So did I. Perhaps it is fitting that it was removed. My fond memories of the caves, those where you’d wait thirty minutes, an hour or longer just to walk through it. It took just a few minutes to walk through and angled floor at the end of the walk always surprised you. You KNEW it was there. You KNEW what to expect. Yet, somehow, you were surprised when you got to it.  I like that thought. I love the memory of my then four year old, in utter awe of that ending. Blew his mind.  And, yet, when he was 14, he STILL loved it. He and his older cousin…running to the cave, like they were five again.  Makes me smile just writing about it.

IMG_1513While the cave is gone, as well as the pirate ship, the jeep roundabout and others, the new rides will, no doubt, create new fond memories for Moms, Dads and kids a like. And, I have to say,in this case, casting aside the old for the new is perfectly OK.  I hope those old rides find new homes, but, if they don’t, that’s OK. They did a fine job.  A fine one indeed. 

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Snoopy gets a new phone! Or is that Apple announces new iphones?

Today was THE big reveal day…the day we had been waiting a very long time to take place.  Yes, we finally heard the big news today.

And, what’s the big news? Kings Dominion is adding a 7 acre Planet Snoopy kiddie area to the park! Isn’t that exciting?

Oh, wait…not THAT news.  Ah, got it.

iPhone5_001You want to know about what APPLE said, right? Well, they sold a boat load of computers and iOS devices and iOS 6 is right around the corner. There are new iPods coming and, oh yeah, a new phone too.

iPhone 5 will sport a bigger 4 inch screen, an Apple A6 Microprocessor which, according to Apple, along with the new GPU, will double the performance of the device over the 4S.  Apple says ‘we added a fifth row’ of icons.  Naturally, with all of that space, applications need to be redesigned to use the resolution and full screen.  Of course, Apple’s own apps are updated. Non-Apple apps, however, get displayed letterbox style.  No stretching to fill the screen.

New cameras, iOS 6, bigger phone, higher resolution display, improved WiFi and…the biggest news? LTE.  LTE is the next generation cell radio. Higher speed, referred to as ‘4G LTE.’  Two times – or more – faster than 3G but not as ubiquitous.  Sprint, AT&T and Verizon in the States, Rogers in Canada and in Japan. The UK will also have an LTE version.

One other major change…the dock connector, long rumored to be going away, is now much smaller. Called Lightening, the connector is only nineiPhone_5_34Hi_Stagger_FrontBack_Black_PRINT pins and can be plugged in either way. There is, of course, an adaptor to let you use all of your current accessories with the new phone.

The software, naturally, has been enhanced and much effort was placed in the camera software. A nice panorama feature was added and the camera itself got a major update from the lens to the image sensor (which is now 8megapixels and, if the photos are real, the pictures look gorgeous.)

The iPhone 3GS is history and now the iPhone 4 fills the low end spot.  The 4 is going to be fully subsidized, meaning it is free on contract, the 4S is $99 and the 5 is $199. The price points are very enticing, if you want to lock yourself in a two year contract and the Apple ecosystem.

iPod_nano_7Up_PB_PF_wPods_PRINTSpeaking of ecosystem…iPods got updates as well. The Nano was most dramatic.  Sporting a 2 and a half inch touch screen, the new Nano is bigger, but thinner, than the previous model. It now plays video (again) and features an improved touch interface. 

iPod Touch gets much of the same improvements as iPhone 5, but instead of the A6 processor, it gets the A5, still a capable processor. It also gets the 4 inch retina screen, iOS 6, 8mp camera, improved WiFi and a built in Wii Controller like strap.  Apple seems to be positioning the Touch as a game player first and foremost (why else would the include the strap?) and a media consumption device second.

The improved products should bring in billions more for the company, but, really, none of it is earthshattering. The changes to iPhone are nice and the bigger screen was necessary but, really, nothing all that great.  I think I was more excited over the Nano than anything else. Well, that FREE iPhone 4 doesn’t look to bad, but it isn’t a Windows Phone 8 either.

Kings Dominion, what the hell do you think I am?

So, it is that time of the year when the regional theme parks resume operation. For the next few months, generally until the end of October, these places will welcome guests with open arms, smiles and the promise of lots of fun. Except for Kings Dominion in the Richmond, VA area. No, instead, they assume that everyone walking into the park is a criminal and greet their guests with metal detectors and a generally unpleasant start of what should be an entertaining time.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the metal detectors have been at this particular park-and, no doubt, other parks as well-for several years now. But, with this new season, they have taken a page from the airline playbook and now require the removal of your belt if it has any metal on it. Seriously.

As I empty my pockets of my cell phone, keys, wallet (which sometimes sets it off and other times does not) I proceed to walk through the detector. It goes off. I’m like “I don’t have anything else’ and the ‘guard’ says “your belt buckle is metal, take it off’”. Are you freaking kidding me? “no sir, you need to remove your belt.” Had I not already purchased our passes, I might have been tempted to leave. But, like the good little sheep, I took off my belt. Of course, the machine did not go off afterward.

I ask who I could complain to and was directed to the ‘guard’ standing next to me. Her response was “didn’t you hear the announcement? It’s our policy”. Well, NO, I didn’t. The speaker system is like listening to a 78rpm record on an AM radio. Tinny and unintelligible. I did listen again and, sure enough, they do say that.

I’m sure the response from the park would be ‘we do it for safety reasons.’ What?

Regardless, other parks, like the Busch Gardens park in Williamsburg, don’t even have metal detectors and manage to maintain a safe and pleasant venue, so why the hell can’t Kings Dominion?

While we managed to have good time, and I have to credit the park with the improvements made, the overall experience was not as it should have been. I wasn’t trying to ride on a jumbo jet to New Delhi, I just wanted to ride the damned Intimidator.